Of course, you're an expert cyclist. But the people around you simply aren't. Fortunately, Google has this new thing. The self-driving bike. This bike recognizes its surroundings and automatically thinks of what it needs to do when there's a tram heading your way, for example. Lost your bike again? Simply send it a message using the app and it'll come straight to you. It's kind of like KITT from Knight Rider. Only it's a bike. And it doesn't talk back.